What do you say when the pigeons talk - Guturgu, well, at least in India. So essentially, Guturgu is a gossip or a fun blog where I share anything funny, humorous or interesting enough. Follow Guturgu on Twitter and become a fan on Facebook. Check out my complete profile here. Don’t forget to leave a comment, if you like something. Feel free to write for Guturgu by submitting above from the bar. I will review and publish. Cheers… Have fun while you are here! WAU_tab('hesgyux96pmr', 'left-middle')Tumblr (3.0; @guturgu)http://www.guturgu.com/<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzo6w9kALu1qzrzs7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzo6w9kALu1qzrzs7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzo6w9kALu1qzrzs7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzo6w9kALu1qzrzs7o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzo6w9kALu1qzrzs7o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzo6w9kALu1qzrzs7o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzo6w9kALu1qzrzs7o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>How things have changed!</p>http://www.guturgu.com/post/17921682711http://www.guturgu.com/post/17921682711Sun, 19 Feb 2012 21:28:00 -0500InternetHumorJokesCartoon<p>Santa wanted to become a great scientist like Newton. After long research he wrote the 4th law of motion: <br/> “Loose motion can never be done in slow motion.”</p>http://www.guturgu.com/post/17371778359http://www.guturgu.com/post/17371778359Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:37:42 -0500Honorjokephysics“<p>If a man steps on a stranger’s foot In the marketplace, He makes a polite apology And offers an explanation: “This place is so crowded.”</p> <p>If an elder brother Steps on his younger brother’s foot He says, “Sorry.” And that is that.</p> <p>If a parent steps on his child’s foot Nothing is said at all.</p> <p>The greatest politeness Is free from all formality. Perfect conduct is free of concern. Perfect wisdom is unplanned. Perfect love is without demonstrations. Perfect sincerity offers no guarantee.</p>”<br/><br/> - <em>Friends</em>http://www.guturgu.com/post/17316553525http://www.guturgu.com/post/17316553525Thu, 09 Feb 2012 08:08:28 -0500Quote““Minimalism: The art of continually removing things until all you have left is beauty.””<br/><br/> - <em>@AshuMittal : <a href="http://j.mp/A2iJdF" target="_blank">http://j.mp/A2iJdF</a></em>http://www.guturgu.com/post/17265992563http://www.guturgu.com/post/17265992563Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:44:26 -0500iftttTwitter<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxjiaoVjr1qzrzs7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxjiaoVjr1qzrzs7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxjiaoVjr1qzrzs7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxjiaoVjr1qzrzs7o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxjiaoVjr1qzrzs7o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxjiaoVjr1qzrzs7o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxjiaoVjr1qzrzs7o7_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxjiaoVjr1qzrzs7o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>It’s all about the angle! - 2nd Set</p>http://www.guturgu.com/post/17098074589http://www.guturgu.com/post/17098074589Sun, 05 Feb 2012 12:06:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxj4yDNx71qzrzs7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxj4yDNx71qzrzs7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxj4yDNx71qzrzs7o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxj4yDNx71qzrzs7o7_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxj4yDNx71qzrzs7o8_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxj4yDNx71qzrzs7o9_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxj4yDNx71qzrzs7o10_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxj4yDNx71qzrzs7o11_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxj4yDNx71qzrzs7o12_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxj4yDNx71qzrzs7o13_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>It’s all about the angle!</p>http://www.guturgu.com/post/17097639755http://www.guturgu.com/post/17097639755Sun, 05 Feb 2012 11:58:00 -0500<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyw0x8kcgE1qzrjpv.png"/></p>http://www.guturgu.com/post/17050855457http://www.guturgu.com/post/17050855457Sat, 04 Feb 2012 16:28:59 -0500Infographics<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Y7ewYdchukQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Devang Patel</p>http://www.guturgu.com/post/16847404880http://www.guturgu.com/post/16847404880Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:57:12 -0500YoutubeVideo<div> <div><strong>Lesson 1</strong></div> <div></div> <div>A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.</div> <div></div> <div>After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…</div> <div></div> <div>“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”</div> <div></div> <div>Moral of the story:</div> <div> <blockquote>If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.</blockquote> </div> <div></div> <div><strong>Lesson 2</strong></div> <div></div> <div>A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”</div> <div></div> <div>Moral of the story: <blockquote>Always let your boss have the first say.</blockquote> </div> <div></div> <div><strong>Lesson 3</strong></div> <div></div> <div>A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”</div> <div></div> <div>Moral of the story: <blockquote>If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.</blockquote> </div> <div></div> <div><strong>Lesson 4</strong></div> <div></div> <div>A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.</div> <div></div> <div>A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.</div> <div></div> <div>Moral of the story: <blockquote>To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.</blockquote> </div> <div></div> <div><strong>Lesson 5</strong></div> <div></div> <div>A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.</div> <div></div> <div>Moral of the story: <blockquote>Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.</blockquote> </div> <div></div> <div><strong>Lesson 6</strong></div> <div></div> <div>A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.</div> <div></div> <div>Moral of the story:</div> <div> <blockquote> <ul><li>Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.</li> <li>Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.</li> <li>And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!</li> </ul></blockquote> <p>Enjoy!!</p> </div> </div>http://www.guturgu.com/post/16350451029http://www.guturgu.com/post/16350451029Mon, 23 Jan 2012 10:30:06 -0500Humor<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/16226454309/tumblr_ly5kylbXVW1qzrzs7&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><p class="exfm_post_song_title">Love the Way You Lie (feat. Rihanna) by <span class="exfm_post_artist">Eminem</span></p><p class="exfm_post_via"> shared from <a href="http://ex.fm/song/6a5" target="_blank">exfm</a></p><img align="bottom" src="http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/53905637.png"/></p>http://www.guturgu.com/post/16226454309http://www.guturgu.com/post/16226454309Sat, 21 Jan 2012 09:44:45 -0500<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/NZcXF10Ir9Q?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/16177013800/yearlong-time-lapse-video-of-a-bike-locked-to-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/yearlong-time-lapse-video-of-a-bike-locked-to-a-post-in-manhattan/" target="_blank">Yearlong Time-Lapse Video of a Bike Locked to a Post in Manhattan</a></p></blockquote>http://www.guturgu.com/post/16177360804http://www.guturgu.com/post/16177360804Fri, 20 Jan 2012 12:46:43 -0500“47 Small Business Ideas to Get You Inspired <a href="http://t.co/Dv00pggh" target="_blank">http://t.co/Dv00pggh</a>”<br/><br/> - <em>@websdotcom : <a href="http://j.mp/zSGcO2" target="_blank">http://j.mp/zSGcO2</a></em>http://www.guturgu.com/post/16010809417http://www.guturgu.com/post/16010809417Tue, 17 Jan 2012 11:42:13 -0500iftttTwitter<a href="http://b0x.ee/wQOo8d">Loved Sonu Nigam Mimicry at Global Indian Music Awards (GiMA) 2010 (via Boxee) </a>http://www.guturgu.com/post/15896153690http://www.guturgu.com/post/15896153690Sun, 15 Jan 2012 13:48:44 -0500“Sardar had leakage in roof over dining area. Plumber: Sir when did u notice it? Sardar: Last night when it took me 2 hrs to finish my soup.”<br/><br/> - <em>@AshuMittal : <a href="http://j.mp/zUTcS9" target="_blank">http://j.mp/zUTcS9</a></em>http://www.guturgu.com/post/15814147273http://www.guturgu.com/post/15814147273Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:26:43 -0500iftttTwitter<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpno0SH581qzrzs7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Piano lessons with Mini (Taken with <a href="http://picplz.com" target="_blank">picplz</a>.)</p>http://www.guturgu.com/post/15747133737http://www.guturgu.com/post/15747133737Thu, 12 Jan 2012 19:21:35 -0500<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/knowliz/~3/25oV5mHuPXM/learn-how-our-memory-works-infographics.html">Learn How our Memory works [Infographics]</a>: <p>Don’t forget to add Knowliz to your Google+ Circle . <br/> Learn how a human memory system works. How we process and retain things in our mind? What are the effects of various events in our life on our memory? And how can we improve it through the below Infographics. </p> <p> (Via Online Colleges) <br/> Posted from WordPress for Android<br/> Learn How our Memory works [Infographics]?… <a href="http://j.mp/yXE49q" target="_blank">http://j.mp/yXE49q</a></p>http://www.guturgu.com/post/15674793504http://www.guturgu.com/post/15674793504Wed, 11 Jan 2012 11:56:02 -0500ifttt<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxn48y2yXx1qzrzs7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Learn how a human memory system works. How we process and retain things in our mind? What are the effects of various events in our life on our memory? And how can we improve it through the below Infographics. </p> <p><a alt="image" href="http://www.knowliz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/wpid-Memory1.jpg" target="_blank"></a></p> <p> (Via Online Colleges) </p> <p><span class="post_sig">Posted from WordPress for Android</span></p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.knowliz.com/2012/01/learn-how-our-memory-works-infographics.html" title="Go to original post at Knowliz" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://www.guturgu.com/post/15672102807http://www.guturgu.com/post/15672102807Wed, 11 Jan 2012 10:13:05 -0500crosspostedtumblrizeHumanInfographicsMemory<a href="http://b0x.ee/zZkfHi">Loved Fashion industry EXPOSED! - YouTube (via Boxee) </a>http://www.guturgu.com/post/15546047483http://www.guturgu.com/post/15546047483Sun, 08 Jan 2012 21:39:31 -0500<a href="http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2010/technology/1003/gallery.green_myths.fortune/index.html">25 Green Myths Debunked</a>: <p>These days most forward-thinking corporations are trying to go green. Trouble is, when it comes to what’s really environmentally sound, confusion reigns.</p>http://www.guturgu.com/post/15524142578http://www.guturgu.com/post/15524142578Sun, 08 Jan 2012 15:11:00 -0500ifttt<p>What are the top New Year’s resolutions and how they fare over time.  Check out below infographics to know:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx983jPSC31qzrjpv.jpg"/></p> <p>[via <a href="http://dailyinfographic.com/new-years-resolutions-infographic" target="_blank">Daily Infographics</a>]</p>http://www.guturgu.com/post/15293123112http://www.guturgu.com/post/15293123112Wed, 04 Jan 2012 08:00:06 -0500InfographicsNew Year