4th law of motion
Santa wanted to become a great scientist like Newton.
After a long research, he wrote the 4th law of motion, “Loose motion can never be done in slow motion. “
Sabse Bada Kaun - Hindi (Hilarious)
Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha..
Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha. Sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?
Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liyekaha-“Mandir Bada”..
Sharabi bola “Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada”
Pujari: “Dharti badi”
Sharabi: “Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi”
Pujari: “Sheshnaag bada”
Sharabi: “Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada”
Pujari: “Shiv bada”
Sharabi: “Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada”
Pujari: “Parbat bada”
Sharabi: “Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada”
Pujari: “Hanuman bada”
Sharabi: “Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada”
Pujari: “Ram bada”
Sharabi: “Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada”
Pujari: “Arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada” … … … …
Sharabi: “Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada” :D
(via Prashant Jaiswal on Facebook)
4th Law of Motion
Santa wanted to become a great scientist like Newton. After long research he wrote the 4th law of motion:
“Loose motion can never be done in slow motion.”
Impact of Job Change.
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said: “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!”
The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”
The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I’ve been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years…….you can imagine what went into my mind when u touched my back!!
(Thanks for the tip Neha)
