How things have changed!
The lion and the mouse
A lion was getting married. At his wedding was a mouse shouting away and congratulating the lion.
“All the best, my brother. Good luck.”
Seeing the shouting away claiming that the lion getting married is his brother, another lion grabs the mouse in anger and asks: “who the hell do you think you are? How can a lion be your brother? You are only a little mouse. “
The mouse replies: “calm down, brother. I too, was a lion before I got married. “
Complicated American Life
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems.
The Indian man said to the American, ‘We have problem in India we can’t marry the one whom we love, You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.’ We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love… I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.’
The American said, talking about love marriages… In America We can marry the one whom we love ……I’ll tell you my story. ‘I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson.” AND YOU SAY YOU HAVE FAMILY PROBLEMS The Indian fainted……..!!!
